1.
There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
@mutablejoe

2.
If I had a dollar for every time a BabyBoomer complained about my generation, I’d have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined
@talzir

3.
Millennials Can’t Afford Homes Because They Are Greedily Using Both Kidneys
@ggooooddddoogg

4.
“kids these days have it too easy” said the generation that could buy a house on a wage from unskilled work at age 21
@sophxthompson

5.
*At the shops*
Idiot millenial: “duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado”
Me (smiling wisely): “One house please”.
@rasta_dad

6.
Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY’RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!
infj-fish

7.
avocado toast

ithelpstodream

8.
Destroy the housing market
Replace grad jobs with unpaid internships
Tell them to buy a house
TVsCarlKinsella

9.
Maybe if millennials spent less on brunch and more on particle physics research they could travel to 1974 and afford a house. Just a thought
@i_zzzzzz

10.
My generation loves brunch because it’s two hours of distraction from the fact we’ll never own real estate.
@hipstermermaid

11.

@ManOfGoodPosts

12.
Let it fall some more, bruv.
I wanna buy a house one day.

@victoriasanusi

13.
boomers: just get infinite jobs to afford infinite homes under infinite growth, sweetie :))))
agonistagent

14.
Area Millennial Doesn’t Buy House; Purchases Button For Same Price

@jcpeterson13

15.
Dear Baby Boomers,
Have you ever tried to eat a house?
space-grass

16.
Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.
@jamiesont

17.

@COCONUTOILBAE