1.
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY
— a pumpkin spicy boi (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017
2.
Dis one right here pic.twitter.com/KcAWDmJxGf
— gotta$$$migraine (@gxngstawifi) August 24, 2017
3.
I'm glad I worked all summer it's nice to have $17 instead of $7 in my bank acct
— rubayyy (@rubsdeniz) August 21, 2017
4.
me writing at 3am: holy shit….. this is so good when did i become this talented
— reem (@softzenik) August 11, 2017
me reading what i wrote the next day: he roled he's eye
5.
Hate when u ask some1 if they've heard a song n they go "what does it go like" n they expect you to start beltin it out like ur fuckin Adele
— Liam Turnbull (@liamturnbull15) September 11, 2017
6.
Member the days when ur dads mysterious pal could get u a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasnt due to come out for abt 3 years
— umbypumby (@rachelcarroll12) August 15, 2017
7.
me overthinking how I said "here" during attendance pic.twitter.com/YEx9saFzqz
— sof (@sofritolocito) September 7, 2017
8.
Do you ever wonder if the bank just look through your account and think what the fuck is this person doing
— lewie (@Ixwie) September 8, 2017
9.
I'm trying to save money!! So stop asking me to go out because Ima say yeah!! pic.twitter.com/FuxnyQepXa
— Honey (@SweaterSquirrel) July 23, 2017
10.
High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY
— Momma Becca (@HBecca2017) September 5, 2017
College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired
11.
Uber driver: ………..
— Mohanad Elshieky (@MohanadElshieky) August 6, 2017
Me: ……….
Uber driver: ……….
Me: 5 stars.
12.
EMINEM: his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) September 1, 2017
WEB MD: cancer
13.
@pooshpoosh13
14.
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING
— Austin Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017
15.
me: skincare!
— sam (@smeezi) July 26, 2017
my other organs: please help us .
16.
Ever show ur mum a tweet that u find funny and instead of laughing she just asks 'who's that?' Like I don't know but that's not the point
— K S (@kirsty_sxo) January 7, 2017
17.
much like the moon, I also like to stand in front of my hotter friends and dramatically become the center of attention
— aaron (@aaronmedwards) August 21, 2017
18.
Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it's an "amazing natural phenomenon" but when I do it's a "problem"
— Jenn Quinn (@JennnQuinn) August 20, 2017
19.
Ignoring an unscheduled FaceTime whilst enjoying my reflection pic.twitter.com/W0We0kCHQA
— Ki Sweat(@Simbaki_) July 6, 2017
20.
HATE when I'm having a gossip at work then a customer needs serving. Can u wait
— Al (@alice_vassallo) August 20, 2017
21.
I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER LUNCH FOR LUNCH pic.twitter.com/hKd6p2AaiA
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) July 3, 2017
22.
ENTER PASSWORD.
— Joey Ellis (@joeyellis) August 17, 2015
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
sets fire to computer
23.
@brownlashon
24.
me venting to someone that probably low key hates me and is gonna talk shit about me in a group chat later pic.twitter.com/7e3aruJfo0
— adrian (@homosexualangeI) August 24, 2017
25.
Me: *takes hard classes*
Classes: *are hard*
Me:
@kbeaujones
26.
What you see vs. what your family sees when you reset the router pic.twitter.com/lAiGOz5Vt5
— AJ (@ImAJBro) September 5, 2017
27.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017