#1
I havent eaten meat in 2 years and i still misspell vegetarian
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#2

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#3
People: “Wow you must eat so healthy because you’re a vegetarian!”
Me: “I’ve been living off of peanut butter and hummus for 1487 days”
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#4
Me: I’m vegetarian
Meat eating people: you must eat rabbit food
Me: *eats pizza, 2 icecreams, Mac n cheese sandwich, and a pina colada*
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#5
“how do you not eat meat lol”

1. don’t put meat in your mouth
2. done
3. that’s literally it
4. its not that deep fam
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#6

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#7

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#8
*has a fever*
“it’s your vegetarianism!”
*feels tired*
“it’s your vegetarianism!”
*sneezes*
“it’s your vegetarianism!”
Veggie_Probz_ / Via twitter.com

#9

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#10
So I met a nutritionist today. oh wait, never mind it was just another person that instantly became one when I mentioned I was a vegetarian
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#11

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#12
ME: I’m not vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants
HIM: Haha good one
ME: A birch tree killed my mother, James
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#17
When people talk about how much they hate salad they always look at me and say sorry.. Like it offends me.
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#20

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#21
Why is it that when you order something vegetarian it either takes super long or they get the order wrong
NaomiL_4 / Via twitter.com

#22

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#23
me, deflecting criticism of my diet: Being vegetarian is healthy
also me: an entire tub of vegan mayonaise still has 0 cholesterol
Skrampo / Via twitter.com

#24
Biting into my Taco Bell burrito as a vegetarian without opening the burrito up first to check if there isn’t any meat is real trust.
elielcruz / Via twitter.com

#25
As a vegetarian, I can confirm we eat nothing but rabbit food. No veggies, just those lil pellets. Love those tiny fu*kers.
tennisonok / Via twitter.com

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