1. Above Knee… And
BlasphemousBanana
2.
how many tickles does it take make a squid laugh
ten-tickles
knowyourmeme.com
3. Plant advice
weheartit.com
4. Hand problems
9gag.com
5.
i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back meladoodle
This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read vaspim
6. Sad plants
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it? flyawaymax
“i chlorofeel you man” flyawaymax
7. Water on the knee
pinterest.com
8. Game strategy
if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points
hawktherapper
9. Moon days
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day communistbakery
wolfenguy
10. Sick puppies
Should I take my dog to the vet
I wood
saucegodjoc
11. The days of the week
what are the strongest days of the week
saturday and sunday. the rest are weekdays.
stop unfollowing me
bull-shipping
12. The world’s wettest spy
weknowmemes.com
13. Fallin’ towers
me.me
14. The story of David
My friend David lost his ID.
So now I call him Dav
dadsaysjokes
15. The family corn
what did baby corn say to mummy corn?
where’s popcorn
mcrenttogether
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny crenttogether
16. Patients
starecat.com
17. Nut chases
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
I’m a cashew.
18. Norwegian navy
Speakerboxxx
19. Rocky friends
what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
australiansanta
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke meladoodle
20. Hang gliding
collegehumor.com
21. Delicious cones
I laughed way harder at this than I should’ve.
beensleepingonstones
22. Rock groups
what rock group has four men that don’t sing perchu
what razzliox
mount rushmore perchu
get out ewebie
23. Reservations
TheFunnyWorId
24. A sea of difference
knowyourmeme.com
25. Gf asked for help, and I did the best I can
Vyuvarax
26. Meat challenges
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
guiltmenot
27. And, finally, world peace
PessimisticAF