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My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream… pic.twitter.com/4v8Gjb9riv
— Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks) May 25, 2017
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Fake phone call I overheard my 6-yr-old niece having: "No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte."
— Anna Hezel (@HezelAnna) June 23, 2017
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My child went to art day-camp today. One project was to make a new superhero. This is what my child made. pic.twitter.com/SvKUoAJJUT
— A Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) August 7, 2017
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Taped inside the fridge when I just opened it up pic.twitter.com/ZNCsvt1Usv
— i break, ribs, (@HeyMrsJay) June 17, 2017
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Riley, you're a genius. pic.twitter.com/Lp3VAf7C2Q
— Joel Willans (@Joelwillans) July 30, 2017
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i work in a 5th grade class,one of my students wrote this for a girl & the other kids were making fun of him for it & i was just there cryin pic.twitter.com/UTrtLd9xOJ
— SAMonella (@samandeggtacos) February 8, 2017
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It wasn't raining or anything but my daughter told me she wasn't going anywhere without her matching umbrella pic.twitter.com/8VkU6wtyKN
— Wanna (@WannasWorld) May 19, 2017
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the little boy i tutor sneezed n said "bless u" and i was like "did u just bless yourself" and he was like "ya who else will" what a concept
— tasmi (@tasmiimlak) May 6, 2017
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The ONLY way my nephew likes going to school is if I GAS HIM UP pic.twitter.com/butaDTNYlC
— M Ä C C (@DonteMacc) April 19, 2017
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My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
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When the little girl your nephew has a crush on says she's going to be grapes for Halloween, so he asks to be grapes too pic.twitter.com/XMRTJvPLZC
— Domonique (@domvalle_) October 31, 2016
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a 3-year-old did a Reddit AMA and it is honestly the purest thing pic.twitter.com/2xeppNvNTT
— Kassy Cho (@kassyapple) April 18, 2017
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So my niece had to answer a question for school: 'If you could be any of your classmates who would you be & why?' pic.twitter.com/cdNTJboOut
— Yesha (@YeshaCallahan) June 9, 2016
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my little sister got a barbie dream house N HER ASIAN ASS MAKES ALL THE BARBIES TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING pic.twitter.com/vBMWXaRSyC
— ivy (@ivaayz) February 12, 2017
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Food isn't allowed in the living room. His tablet isn't allowed in the kitchen. He beat the system. I quit. pic.twitter.com/6k0HONH3ED
— Disney Mommy (@4Ever_Waiting) January 16, 2017
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I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013
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Today my son handed me a bag saying "here dada" I opened it and now I got allergies pic.twitter.com/LDECmflTb1
— perspiration ting (@Caribbean_Boi) June 18, 2017
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My son finished 4th in the race because instead of running across the finish line he ran to hug me. Ah well won my heart pic.twitter.com/ww99o0qfSV
— Imoh Umoren (@ImohUmoren) February 21, 2017