1. Because posting it on Facebook solves the problem

DerthRoot

2. Girl gets choosy about biology notes

LanieLove9

3. Yeah, I dunno CHRISTIAN

Aquagenie

4. Something I would do…

justamellonhumper

5. Needs a miracle, but not that one.

noiwontpickaname

6. The guy who thought $2 was a steep price

alliwanabeiselchapo

7. Babysitter wanted, must be in collage

goldbricker83

8. Please pay me $100 to look after my house

SixFingersJoe

9. Don’t offer me a ride if you’re not also willing to pay for parking

unbelievablepeople

10. The football fan who stands for the anthem but sits on the flag:

lionplans

11. The chicken who?

Detroitman125

12. Am I out of touch? No, it’s the decades of science that are wrong.

mike_pants

13. Maybe they were closed, Kathy.

skeeters_mayonaise

14. Do I really need to explain this?

Hopeless-Cunt

15. Way to burn the 9-year-old, lady

mike_pants

16. The customers from hell

SpicyHashbrowns

17. I’m glad he has his eye on the ball.

GallowBoob

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