1.
Dairy is literally poison.
alissia.said.so
2.
I feel this is my soul.
whothefnh
3.
DR “Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn’t yours?”
ME “Nach-
DR “All of them. You’re lactose intolerant”
thepunningman
4.
You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow.
Cowspiracy
5.
mmelolabelle
6.
I’ve never met a lactose intolerant person who actually stops consuming dairy. y’all some wild boyz.
nina_rari
8.
If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.
LizZharovsky
9.
News flash: I strongly despise people –
gay_anime_mushrooms
10.
Dad: where do you want to go get ice cream
Me: I’ve literally been lactose intolerant since 5th grade
Dad: oh that’s right
meg_garvin3
11.
If I ever am to get stopped by a cop because of speeding I’m 99% sure it’s gonna be because I have to go to the bathroom
cayla_seeholzer
12.
If they could make actually good lactose free ice cream that would be legend dairy.
spideranne3
13.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I’m lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly
prissytiff03
14.
The worst part about being lactose intolerant is the whole lactose intolerant part
Raymond_Sagasta
15.
I’m lactose intolerant. It was like lava.
luckylad5391
16.
“Am i lactose intolerant or does lactose just not tolerate me”
taimsz
18.
People who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me
foodandfailure
19.
When you are lactose intolerant:
“Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil..” -Psalms 23:4
ryanmatt_rocha
20.
“Some people are like dairy; they never sit well with me.”
_LilRex1_
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