1.
It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.
@AnnaKendrick47
2.
all I do is say “no worries” and worry about things
@jpbrammer
3.
me too bitch, you aint special
@meechonmars
4.
OH MY WEEKEND PLANS SO GLAD YOU ASKED I AM GOING TO CONTINUALLY WORRY ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF A POOR DECISION BUT THEN MAKE IT ANYWAY
@SICKOFWOLVES
5.
the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it’s a coherent narrative you endorse
@hiitsmolly
6.
Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”
@JennnQuinn
7.
me: why doesn’t anyone hit me up anymore
also me: *has become the most boring texter ever, never responds, is always asleep*
@lSABABE
8.
me every night ignoring my sleeping schedule & choosing to run through traumatic thoughts & what I would do in extremely unlikely scenarios
@jyoungwhite
9.
Oh what so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming
@figgled
10.
I’m the avocado of people. While you wait and wait for me to mature enough to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into a disgusting mess.
@RandomAntics
11.
I’m doing life just like everyone else, 1 screw up after another and a trash can full of empty wine bottles
@OkieGirl405
12.
[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
@ericsshadow
13.
me: skincare!
my other organs: please help us .
@smeezi
14.
They say “you snooze, you lose,” which means I start every morning failing multiple times in 9-minute intervals.
@batkaren
15.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
@grumbist
16.
[trying to sleep]
Me: ok, just breathe and relax.
Brain: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIGURE OUT THE EXACT MOMENT ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS DIED
@thatdutchperson
17.
me, age 8: the quarters have states on em. i should collect em :)
me, age 24: mom what happened 2 those quarters. i lost control of my life
@BRANDONWARDELL
18.
When your life is a mess but everything always works out in the end.
@induct