1.
It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.
@AnnaKendrick47

2.
all I do is say “no worries” and worry about things
@jpbrammer

3.
me too bitch, you aint special

@meechonmars

4.
OH MY WEEKEND PLANS SO GLAD YOU ASKED I AM GOING TO CONTINUALLY WORRY ABOUT THE RAMIFICATIONS OF A POOR DECISION BUT THEN MAKE IT ANYWAY
@SICKOFWOLVES

5.
the worst part about meeting new people is having to tell your life story like it’s a coherent narrative you endorse
@hiitsmolly

6.
Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it’s an “amazing natural phenomenon” but when I do it’s a “problem”
@JennnQuinn

7.
me: why doesn’t anyone hit me up anymore
also me: *has become the most boring texter ever, never responds, is always asleep*
@lSABABE

8.
me every night ignoring my sleeping schedule & choosing to run through traumatic thoughts & what I would do in extremely unlikely scenarios

@jyoungwhite

9.
Oh what so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming
@figgled

10.
I’m the avocado of people. While you wait and wait for me to mature enough to be enjoyable, I sneakily transition into a disgusting mess.
@RandomAntics

11.
I’m doing life just like everyone else, 1 screw up after another and a trash can full of empty wine bottles
@OkieGirl405

12.
[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?
@ericsshadow

13.
me: skincare!
my other organs: please help us .
@smeezi

14.
They say “you snooze, you lose,” which means I start every morning failing multiple times in 9-minute intervals.
@batkaren

15.
im VERY laid back. i only care about 2 things:
every person on earth & their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
@grumbist

16.
[trying to sleep]
Me: ok, just breathe and relax.
Brain: OR WE COULD TRY AND FIGURE OUT THE EXACT MOMENT ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS DIED
@thatdutchperson

17.
me, age 8: the quarters have states on em. i should collect em :)
me, age 24: mom what happened 2 those quarters. i lost control of my life
@BRANDONWARDELL

18.
When your life is a mess but everything always works out in the end.

@induct