#1

millennial culture is texting your mom “what TIME was i born?”

— andrew núñez (@andrew_nunez) July 1, 2019

#2

boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves

millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk

— The Library Owl (@SketchesbyBoze) August 31, 2019

#3

You know you’re a millennial when the most feasible plan you can come up with to pay off your student loan debt is going on Jeopardy.

— Hannah Sullivan Facknitz (@HannahntheWolf) January 26, 2019

#4

You know you're a starving millennial when you are watching Supermarket Sweep in 2020 and wondering if they get to keep the groceries. I could really use 30 honey hams right now.

— Rob Actually (@RobbyActually) July 13, 2020

#5

PSA:
Millennials aren't kids. Older ones are currently 39. They likely don't even know what music actual kids listen to these days, and they want them off their lawn.

— Anatoly the DOS guy (@dosnostalgic) September 7, 2020

#6

U know you're a millennial when u feel proud u drove somewhere without GPS.

— KᗩTE ᑫᑌIGᒪEY (@KateQFunny) February 16, 2017

#7

millennial culture is spending what little money you have on nerd sh*t that makes you happy as the world falls apart around you

— Nash, purple elf liker (@Nasharchy) September 17, 2017

#8

You know you’re a millennial when the first thing you do on a website is sort price > low to high

— Ali Kolbert (@AliKolbert) November 5, 2019

#9

You know you're a millennial when your friends are trying to marry you off so that you can have health insurance

— Wonder-Kiwi (@kiwikamikaze) May 3, 2019

#10

Millennials can only remember two addresses at any one time:

-Their own address

-P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

— Jess Krause (@kessjrause) September 8, 2019

#11

Millennial culture is daydreaming how much you'd help your friends if you were ever to get rich.

— Mebs (@Ambaaargh) June 28, 2019

#12

Cutting back my avocado toast habit to remedy my millennial ways. By my calculations I need to eat it 11 times less a day to afford a house.

— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) May 3, 2017

#13

Millennial culture is TikTok being a Kesha song instead of an app

— jeremy (@jeremywball) September 12, 2020

#14

Am I the only one who has anxiety about someone publishing a dumb email or post I don't remember writing, or is this something that only happens to millennials who were on AIM at 13 and blogged teen romance poetry on MySpace?

— Jennifer Michelle Greenberg (@JennMGreenberg) July 7, 2019

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