1. is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out troyesivan
2. Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you’ll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless. @Bdell1014
3.
priest: let us offer each other the sign of peace
crush: peace be with you
me: pls be with me
crush:
priest:
Father:
Son:
Holy Spirit:
@idasiasoco
4.
ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight?
HER: no not yet!! i’m totally free and available
ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do @ch000ch
5.
crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?
me: 50shadesofyodaddysdick
6. having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring jenno
7. What anti-biotics do u take when you’ve caught feelings @BeeBabs
8. When your crush posts a new photo @abd_hosnyy
9.
Me: I’m never messaging him again
Him: Hi
Me: How are you? How’s your mum, dad, your brother? How’s work? What of Aunty Bukky is she well? @tolly_t
10.
me: i'm done entertaining his ass
— (@badgalzak) September 21, 2016
him: hey
me: pic.twitter.com/GpE8E5EQXQ
11.
Crush: *Talks to someone*
Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen? oddlydrawndream
12.
ME: *DAYDREAMS ABOUT CRUSH IN A COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS SCENARIO THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN*
CRUSH: *SAYS SOMETHING IN DAYDREAM*
ME: NO WAIT THEY WOULDNT STAY THAT, THAT’S UNREALISTIC
ME: IM STARTING OVER broodiest
13. is it possible to die from a crush? asking for a friend @ethiopienne
14.
when your crush walk into the party and you're already drunk pic.twitter.com/rmjxgT6Iyb
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) November 15, 2015
15. When you see your crush cheating on you with their boyfriend/girlfriend @MarvAbbey
16.
sassystephy33
17.
Her: ima tell you something but don’t let it to go to your head
Me: nah what is it
Her: I like your haircut
Me: @1thing_Young
When you see everyone but your crush pic.twitter.com/fIhUxBdeCo
— MightyDuck (@MightyDuck__) December 31, 2016