2.
Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.
thatdutchperson
3.
What if the guy that invented soccer just wanted an excuse to eat orange slices
KyleMcDowell86
4.
[the invention of money]
i want your stuff
“it’s mine tho”
what if i gave you a hard circle or a long paper
“hmmm”
themiltron
5.
Shout out to quiche for being pie you can eat in the morning without people saying you’re “depressed” or “need to get your life together”
julieklausner
6.
A normal thing humans do every night is say “Ah, the giant ball of fire in the sky has disappeared. Let’s be unconscious until it returns”
InternetHippo
7.
What if the ending of game of thrones is everyone’s killed each other and gendry just rows into king’s landing like yo that’s my throne tbh
chanandlerb0n9
8.
Is caviar really expensive because it’s so hard to peel the eggs?
~Thoughts at 3 a.m.
echostweets
9.
What if wishing on a star really does work and we’re just waiting for our wish to travel 20 million light years to the star?
TheWeirdWorld
10.
I like Jeopardy because even if you win they make you play until you’re a loser.
primawesome
11.
brokeymcpoverty
12.
So weird how furniture stores call them ‘bedside tables’ instead of snack wrapper graveyards.
Manda_like_wine
13.
Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That’s what adulthood’s like.
MaraWilson
14.
If Trump replaces Obama in the White House, orange really would be the new black
EdDJGex
15.
“What if all the Ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?”
Medyomaldito
16.
What if you met your soulmate but you found out they were Yelp Elite?
alixmcalpine
17.
“What if doing business with a gay person is against my religion?” he tweeted from his iPhone, made by a company with an openly gay CEO.
pharmasean
18.
tastefactory
19.
8 year old, after a hard week: “What if life gives you lemons but you don’t have all the ingredients for lemonade?”
shanselman
20.
At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
meganamram
21.
What if we found out that pearls have just been oyster poops this whole time
laurenduca
22.
Weird how palm trees are associated with relaxation. their coconuts can kill you.
greggutfeld
23.
How come flys always seem to get in through the the tiniest gap but can’t escape through the big open window?
TheWeirdWorld
24.
What if you fell in love with someone and then found out they leave YouTube comments.
TiaGuzzo
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