There is no “u” in awesome… But there is a “me”. -9GAG

stop worrying bout the wrong things -Relaxingly

Make your daily stand up meeting shorter -)

If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she’s right. Is the man right or wrong? -9GAG

I don’t get why people complain so much about Monday, Tuesday is just as bad.-9GAG

you were my worst mistake but my best lesson. -vibes

One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else. -Funny Quotes

Smile more, worry less.-Young Egypt