1.
Me: I better leave, I'm going to be late
— Kermit (@InnerKermit) December 11, 2016
Inner me: The later you are, the less time you gotta be there pic.twitter.com/yDxkuA4NWf
2.
When you're getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the "we should hangout outside of work" pic.twitter.com/pmJf8i48Gs
— SoonSun (@SoonSun_) December 27, 2015
3.
Interviewer: why should we hire you?
— R.A.Y (@MrOfficialRAY) November 3, 2015
Me: because your hiring pic.twitter.com/WlJC8QxD9Y
4.
When they ask you to show the new employee around. pic.twitter.com/PI6DYhmZdx
— Andie Anderson (@humor_me_pink) September 26, 2016
5.
Walking to the door of my job and wondering if I should just leave and never come back pic.twitter.com/WeK5ORnUnK
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) January 9, 2017
6.
Interviewer: Are you willing to work nights and weekends including holidays
— Juàn (@_ImFreshPrince_) January 3, 2017
You: Sure…… pic.twitter.com/VV9pdX1Vpa
7.
“I came here to do my job and clock out”
Mood: pic.twitter.com/ks1nzgTchy
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) January 30, 2017
8.
when your boss comes around the corner and you grab the closest thing to you to make it look like you're working pic.twitter.com/utVJvtiskO
— Chief Queef (@xxxdepressyon) April 13, 2016
9.
interviewer: so tell me a few reasons why u want this job
— common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) February 13, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/lBoBnzahVH
10.
My coworkers: "didn't know u were this shady!"
— (@wholel0ttaMANI) November 28, 2015
Me: pic.twitter.com/C7MZfXbb56
11.
When you clock in at 9, work for 7 hours & then realize it’s only 9:30 pic.twitter.com/tzZuDOfnk8
— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) 2 June 2016
12.
stupidresumes
13.
When you fart at work & a coworker comes over to talk to you pic.twitter.com/vt1HHY19CF
— Jalen is Snack King (@LLCoolJalen) March 10, 2017
14.
manager: you can't use your phone at work
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) November 15, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/Vznu46QgbA
15.
Boss: mike
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) January 13, 2016
Boss: Mike
Boss: Mike Ginn
Me: whaaa sorry was just… doing an email pic.twitter.com/fEj5YN98RE
16.
Coworker: It's Susan's birthday! We are all putting in $5 to get her a gift.
— Roxxy Haze (@iamroxxyhaze) August 25, 2016
Me: pic.twitter.com/ffpbbR9jSp
17.
When I first started my job vs now pic.twitter.com/IosnWrEtb3
— Princess (@Sunna74) September 14, 2016
18.
When you make your girl mad in the morning her work husband be waiting on her like pic.twitter.com/hkkp50WopF
— Average Nobody (@Imn0taaron) August 29, 2015
19.
Every night before work: "I'm gonna wake up early & get cute"
(@kaayjimenez_) June 28, 2016
Also me every morning when I get to work: pic.twitter.com/g1Vawfat75
20.
when 1st shift workers see 2nd shift workers coming in to take their spot pic.twitter.com/n0FGUODTDk
— Gio Mars (@GioMars_) February 23, 2016
21.
When you’re trying to think of ways to become a millionaire overnight so you don’t have to go to work tomorrow pic.twitter.com/N4cJFBOdRw
— Viral Thread (@viralthread) March 21, 2016
22.
When your coworker walks out the restroom and you didn't hear the water run pic.twitter.com/dDVMm53Mt3
— Roxxy Haze (@iamroxxyhaze) August 13, 2016