1.
this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site
Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can’t even remember where I put my damn phone.
2.
Balloons are so weird like Happy Birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath.
fistsfullofhate
3.
this ruined my life:
• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour
debdebgoesrawr
4.
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
andwhispers
5.
someone studying atoms is really just a bunch of atoms trying to understand themselves
kaaynx
6.
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
lindsayetumbls
7.
“firefly” is the opposite of “waterfall”
just-shower-thoughts
8.
Dog/Cat face in Australia
Ze-skywalker
9.
lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva
heart
10.
do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars
mikeykink
11.
Finally realized why it’s called candy CORN…
@samidot
12.
one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days
i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….
Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too
MY LIFE IS A LIE
NO
well
WHAT. WHY.
I THOUGHT TEARS AS IN CRYING TOO.
dontflyhigher
13.
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again gillianandersons
what pinkflamingllama
14.
When you realize Slang is slang for short language
@FreddyAmazin
15.
The end of the Great Wall of China
fuzheado
16.
The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”
just-shower-thoughts
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MY LIFE IS A LIE
@Timque
18.
MindBlown
@nizaaaamhere
19.
LIFE IS A LIE…
@GingerWizard21
20.
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
ashe-wottlin