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NASA: we found 7 earth sized planets 40 light Yrs away, you can’t see them, just believe us.
Us: cool.
NASA: climate change!
Us: bullshit.
@chazhutton

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Astronomers have just discovered several habitable planets.
My first thought was, “Leave them alone, maybe they’re happy.”
@TheHazelHayes

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Trump: More earth-sized planets were discovered during my presidency than during Obama’s.
@OhNoSheTwitnt

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The seven Earth-size planets orbiting dwarf star named Trappist-1 have been added to the travel ban list.
@PRESlDENTBANNON

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SCIENTISTS FROM THE 7 NEWLY DISCOVERED HABITABLE PLANETS: we just discovered a single habitable planet caled ‘earth’ thats full of idiots
@jonnysun

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Here’s my take on planets: keep humans away from them.
@DothTheDoth

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Nasa found 7 new planets and I can’t even find a phone charger in my own home.
@PaulyPeligroso

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Someone at NASA right now is trying to explain what they’ve found to the President

@jamiesont

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NASA discovering earth-like planets is exactly why they need more funding. But no, let’s spend $22 billion on a wall.

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One month of Trump and NASA is literally announcing that it has found a potential back-up Earth.
@Psythor

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NASA discovering earth-like planets is exactly why they need more funding. But no, let’s spend $22 billion on a wall.
@mason_0313

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NASA: “So we’ve found 7 new planets”
Pluto:

@gabriellejwhite

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Seven new planets were discovered today but I’m still looking for signs of intelligent life on Earth.

@SamGrittner

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40 light years away means the Trappist-1 system is just getting radio and TV from 1977.
SORRY ABOUT DISCO YOU GUYS!
@SarcasticRover

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NASA I love you but please consult the Star Wars/Star Trek people for space names

@owillis

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Earth: We found 7 Earth-like planets!
7 Earth-like planets (in unison): FUCK.
@MattPostSaysHi

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what if the new planets discovered us too

@1942bs

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NASA: *announces 7 new planets*
Everyone: “cool”
Beyoncé: *announces pregnancy with twins*
Everyone: “LIFE HAS MEANING! BIGGEST NEWS EVER!”
@ElloSteph

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*president orders NASA to beam a radio message to the seven earthlike planets telling them he won the election by the biggest margin ever*
@gneicco

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Predicted Breirbart headline: “We’re supposed to trust “scientists” who couldn’t see SEVEN earth sized planets until now?”
@Sethrogen

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everyone keeps talking about the new planets NASA found but it’s 2017 and we still can’t talk to our pets so it can’t be that great
@Wes10

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“NASA found 7 Earth-sized planets orbiting a nearby star”

@carpetislava

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So on those seven new planets NASA discovered, the real concern is will there be WiFi
@Ievyx

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Lol. We find new earth like planets & American reactions are all:
‘Thank God. Let’s get the hell out of here before he kills off NASA.’
@AddBrocke

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let’s take a moment to appreciate nasa’s snapchat story today

@iatemuggles

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