1. Wearing all black head-to-toe
2. Changing your distance on Tinder and then realizing you don’t wanna go all the way to Brooklyn for a hookup
3. Crying in public. Specifically crying on the subway at 2 a.m.
4. Sh*tting on New Jersey
5. Seasonal Affective Disorder
6. The New Yorker subscription tote bags
7. Under-eye bags
8. Vodka sodas
9. Running into your ex at Pret A Manger
10. Complaining about Mercury retrograde
11. “I’m the Carrie”
12. Tide to Go pens
13. Whispering “It smells like p*e” when you get on the subway
14. French bulldogs
15. Lexapro
16. Ordering trentas at Starbucks
17. Flirting with your super to get him to fix your toilet
18. Depression. Anxiety
19. Seeing Alec Baldwin outside of NYU
20. Flagels
21. Quoting podcasts semi-out of context
22. Wearing Yankees merch even though you don’t care about sports
23. Complaining about the L train
24. P*eing yourself at TAO nightclub
25. Taking an improv class with Upright Citizens Brigade
26. Street art that says “Fulfill your destiny”
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27. Judging people who wade into the fountain in Washington Square Park
28. Mini bottles of hand sanitizer from CVS
29. Telling everyone you’d never want to live in the suburbs
30. Hating children
31. Coffee sh*ts
32. Avoiding midtown
33. Being poor
34. Cutting out dairy
35. Feeling kind of sad for broken umbrellas left on the sidewalk
36. Making fun of LA for driving Priuses and other stuff
37. Accidentally dropping one AirPod onto the subway tracks
38. “I went to Gallatin”
39. Instagramming pics of yourself holding a coffee in Central Park or something
40. Fake leather jackets
41. Candles that smell like nature
42. Getting excited when you see a rare, mostly-white pigeon
43. Rollerblading across the Brooklyn Bridge (going towards Brooklyn, obvi)
44. Having a panic attack in the household aisle at Duane Reade
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45. Ordering wine on Postmates. And ordering Insomnia Cookies 30 minutes later
46. Strong calves
47. Strong immune systems
48. Weak intellectual arguments
49. Ending a relationship solely because they live above 143rd Street
50. Dogs in booties
51. Throwing up on the Ikea ferry
52. Missing your subway stop after Sunday brunch
53. Going to The Strand and only buying a pair of socks with pugs on them
54. Bushwick bangs
55. Getting Artichoke Pizza after going out even though you said you were cutting out dairy
56. Praying your Uber driver doesn’t talk to you
57. Making up a life story for every rat you see on the subway tracks
58. Drinking water
59. Specifically out of a knock-off Swell
60. And lastly, how blue Alec Baldwin’s eyes are in person.
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