1. “barack please don’t leave me with them”
“joe you’re leaving when I leave”
“oh right lmao love u” @witchyvibe
2. “Please”
“No, Joe the debate is on”
“Just turn to ESPN real quick. I wanna see the score”
“You have your own TV”
“It’s scary in my room.” @TheDiLLon1
3. Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.
Biden: IMMA POINT AT’EM
Obama: Please just wave.
Biden: @Reverend_Scott
4. “I’m the king of rock”
“There is none higher”
“Sucker MCs”
“Should call me sire” @stereowilliams
5. “I uh…just want to apologize. Whether it’s true or not, Joe shouldn’t have yelled ‘you ain’t real hip-hop, bitch’. He’s just passionate.” @TheDiLLon1
6. Obama: I have a meeting.
Biden: I have a meeting.
Obama: Stop copying me.
Biden: Stop copying me. @Reverend_Scott
7. OBAMA: You can either run for president or you can introduce Lady GaGa at the Oscars. You can’t do both.
BIDEN: Okay. I’ve made my decision. @jwoodham
8. Obama: Wave at the people, Joe.
Biden: SODA DRINKING CONTEST
Obama: Please just wave.
Biden: @Reverend_Scott
9. “Mr. President on behalf of Shake Shack we just wanna thank you for stoppin…”
Biden: “Imma have 4 more burgers”
Obama: “Joe”
Biden: @mjkiebus
10. “See? Doesn’t this feel right?”
“Joe I’m not leaving my wife for you.”
“You said we’d be together forev-”
“8 years. I said 8 years.” @TheDiLLon1
11. REPORTER: Mr. President, what’s your favorite Wu Tang album?
OBAMA: What kind of question is –
[biden grabs podium]
BIDEN: LIQUID SWORDS @blippoblappo
12. Obama: I’m busy. Stop asking, Joe.
Biden: BUT I WANT A LLAMA
Obama: Please don’t cry.
Biden: @Reverend_Scott
13. [Writing the State Of The Union]
OBAMA: So I’ll say the state of the union is…
BIDEN: On fleek. Say it’s on fleek. @jwoodham
14. january 20th, 2017
joe: “barack, where are we goin?”
barack: “far, far away, joe…far, far away.” @aukmoore
15. Obama:tell the world were bros
Biden:*whispers* were bros
Obama:bro why’d u whisper
Biden:ur my world bro
Obama:bro @kylhoerenn
16. Obama: I’d like to sit alone, Joe.
Biden: IMMA SIT BY YOU
Obama: There’s plenty of other seats.
Biden: @Reverend_Scott
17. OBAMA: As FDR once said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
BIDEN: [tugging on Obama's sleeve]
OBAMA: Yes Joe, and spiders. @Reverend_Scott