1.
“Where are you from?”
“Korea.”
“Oh really? North or South?”
“Take a wild guess.”
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2.
Girl: “Can you watch my drink while I go to the bathroom?”
Guy: “Sure, but do you think having dudes you don’t know watch your drink is a good idea?”
Girl: “I saw you mouth all the words to that Justin Bieber song and figured you were harmless.”
Guy: “Word, I got you.”
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3.
“We had to fire the nanny… my husband found her on an escort site.”
“Why was he looking up escorts?”
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4.
American Friend: “Is there anything exclusively Canadian that you miss?”
Canadian Friend: “Healthcare.”
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5.
Toddler Girl waving at Pigeon: “Bye street chicken!”
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6.
“There are so many dirtbag guys in NYC! I wish someone could round them up and ship them off to an island somewhere.”
“Don’t you realize we are ON that island?”
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7.
“Have you ever been handcuffed?”
“Sexually or by law enforcement?”
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8.
“Oh we’re busy this weekend, we’re going to Greg’s lightning party.”
“What’s a ‘lightning party’?”
“It’s celebrating one year since Greg was hit by lightning.”
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9.
“What does he do?”
“Cocaine.”
“I meant for work.”
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10.
“How drunk were you last night?”
“I donated money to Wikipedia.”
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11.
Mom to daughter: “Did you want to stop to spit on Trump Tower or just head home?”
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12.
Guy directing traffic at LaGuardia:
“Unlike America, let’s all keep moving forward.”
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13.
Short Man to Tall Man: “Do you play basketball?”
Tall Man to Short Man: “Do you play mini golf?”
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14.
“We don’t have cable so we’re watching a couple break up from across the street.”
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15.
8 Year-Old to Dad: “My 5-year plan is to not be in a country run by an orange baby.”
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16.
Bus Driver: “Everyone remember to keep your headphones plugged in. From the looks of all of you, I can already tell I hate your music taste.”
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17.
“I took like a 5 hour nap today.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s just called sleeping.”
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18.
“You said she’s British? Brits are the best! There was this one time…”
“No, I said she’s a b*tch, but go on.”
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19.
“Everyone knew she was crazy but me… even my parking garage attendant asked me ‘what happened to that crazy lady you were dating?”
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20.
“Doesn’t she have a tattoo that says ‘relevant’?”
“Yeah, but it’s fading so that’s fitting.”