#1 This girl hit someone’s car with a golf cart

i wonder why my parents hate me and then i remember that in highschool i hit someone’s car with a golf cart and was scared of getting in trouble so i pretended to be dead. was rushed to the hospital in an ambulance. people were crying. i didn’t have a scratch.

— maddie (@maddzcat) November 27, 2018

#2 This son forgot his father’s birthday — and paid for it

no twitter drama will ever compare to my own father subtweeting me into the ground https://t.co/Jbmn49tq0s

— Lukas Thoms (@LukasThoms) August 11, 2017

#3 This daughter said it was this moment that made her parents want to send her back to India

It was at this moment that my parents decided they were sending me back to India pic.twitter.com/MQ64wuYESO

— Misha Malik (@MishaMalik138) March 18, 2019

#4 This two-year-old drank A1

"Uh, Mom?" said my 6 year old. "Look at your child."

So I looked, and there, sitting cross-legged in a miniature lawn chair, was my 2 year old drinking A1 sauce straight out of the bottle.

— Jennifer Michelle Greenberg (@JennMGreenberg) January 4, 2019

#5 This son’s definition of “wave” upset his mom

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#6 This three-year-old’s accent is too much for his dad

I FaceTimed my baby brother (3 y/o) and he was speaking with a British accent. I was like wth is going on My daddy was like this damn Peppa Pig got this boy acting a fool

— a$hley da Gr8 (@ASHHurance_) February 21, 2019

#7 This guy’s cheery mugshot was a disappointment, but his parents made the most of it

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#8 This poor son’s search history was a hilarious disappointment to his father

So my dad decided to check the history on my 8 year old brothers ipad… watch till the endpic.twitter.com/K8fdP5EyGm

— Ashleigh Wilson(@ashleighjwil) February 24, 2019

#9 This son played “Between the Sheets” during his father’s mass

Confession: My dad is a Pastor & I play the piano at church when I'm home. I religiously play R&B songs during portions of the service to see who notices. I've been playing "Between the sheets" by the Isley Brothers for almost 6 months and today my mom finally noticed.

— DR€W(@yalljust_myfans) December 31, 2018

#10 This girl gives creeps her mom’s phone number when they ask

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#11 This girl’s mom is done with her response to her question

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#12 This girl’s mom is done with her tweets

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#13 This girl’s vocabulary is not impressive to her mother

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#14 And lastly, this girl’s tweets were a disappointment/shock for her mom

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