#1 This perfect response to an unsolicited d*ck p*c:

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#2 This comment that ended anti-vaxxers 2k19:

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#3 This little kid’s BRUUUUUTAL response to “I love you”:

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#4 “I like this woman,” I declared adverbly.

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#5 This sad, sad burn that hurts because it’s true:

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#6 This comment defending a national treasure:

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#7 This ancient Chinese burn:

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#8 This thought to ponder:

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#9 This #harshtruth:

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#10 This absolute verbal murder brought to you by Gordon Ramsay’s daughter:

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#11 This student’s absolute SNAP:

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#12 This annihilation from an unsatisfied girlfriend:

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#13 This double standard:

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#14 And lastly, this sarcastic comment that really fed us Americans:

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