#1

Who among us hasn't been locked out of a car in a parking lot, repeatedly yanked on the door handle and started kicking the door in anger until the real owner of the vehicle shows up?

— Melanie Gibson (@ImMelanieGibson) August 5, 2020

#2

My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao pic.twitter.com/FUwwplzkYg

— Jenna (@goodgaljenjen) November 3, 2018

#3

My bank called me: "sir did you go to dominos at midnight three days in a row in Florida?"
Me:….yah
Bank:*long pause* "alright then"

— Uplander (@honzogonzo) July 2, 2018

#4

Please excuse the mess, we just moved in 2 years ago

— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) June 21, 2019

#5

I have a research paper due in 4 hours and the letter M on my keyboard is broken pic.twitter.com/WkUmmiSjak

— colin (@ColinChambers44) May 9, 2018

#6

If I die, I hope my best friend deletes my browser history.

Just so nobody knows that I was looking up how to use “effect” and “affect” properly in a sentence.

— Participation Trophy Wife (@TrophyWifeDayna) August 5, 2020

#7

Me putting my foot down and telling my friends I’m not drinking tonight pic.twitter.com/mTyPqnO3te

— FRANZ (@franzakeem) June 4, 2018

#8

So a couple days ago, one of my coworkers accidentally let 22 quarts of ranch dressing slip out of her hand… pic.twitter.com/cMDwUAqfOZ

— G (@BorboaGrant) March 18, 2019

#9

sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order

— SZRP (@trvpism) April 19, 2018

#10

was so proud of myself for remembering my mask I forgot my entire shoes. now I’m in the grocery parking lot like ok what now Biblo

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) August 5, 2020

#11

my 8 yr old neighbor saw my new keychain and said “is that your boyfriend?????” pic.twitter.com/h3BCeV7ZgW

— illiterate feral idiot (@notclarinet) June 19, 2018

#12

Applied for a job and got this email back pic.twitter.com/6zI3cBnTLD

— Leonardo DiCaprisun (@Heathernab) February 6, 2015

#13

who just wrote 5 pages on mindfulness and then left a loaf of bread in the oven for 3 hours

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) July 31, 2020

#14

Turns out the cream I’ve been putting in my coffee each morning that I brought home from Africa has an alcohol content of 17% .. no wonder I’ve been having such great days lately

— meg (@mmmobrie) June 6, 2018

#15

Me in HS: OMG i cant wait to go be on my own and decorate my house
Me now: pic.twitter.com/sZF5VMq3dI

— Paxton Parris (@paxton247) May 21, 2018

#16

I trust Chick-fil-A so much that I don’t even check my bag and if they get my order wrong I just assume they know what’s best for me.

— IF YOU ARE NOT BLACK THIS ISNT FOR YOU (@sirHASHington) June 8, 2018

#17

My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore

— tori (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018

#18

total crapshoot every time i go to pronounce ‘turmeric’

— JEFF NEWTON (@yonewt) August 5, 2020

#19

ordered doordash for the first time and it has turned into quite the experience pic.twitter.com/o91EtYFDGJ

— jamie (@radioaky) May 5, 2018

#20

me pulling into my driveway with my tank on E deciding that's a problem for future me vs. me the next morning leaving for work 15 mins late and realizing i have to stop for gas pic.twitter.com/XQTFz8d0J2

— casey mcquiston (@casey_mcquiston) March 20, 2018

#21

I think it’s fair to say I should never drink again pic.twitter.com/ItMx7oDxuf

— ttys (@TiaToldYouSo) February 17, 2019

#22

ok do not judge me, the words most disorganized gardener: wtf am I growing here ? is this a cantaloupe? I did not plant cantaloupe. help pic.twitter.com/fcTUdcXO9d

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) August 1, 2020

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