1. This mysterious guy

straightwhiteboystexting.org

2. Straight men in text

kimkarASHlian

3. This person who’s disrespecting dogs everywhere

str8boytexts

4.

whatsacanada

5. !!!!????

jwzayn

6. Don’t come over

Eklypto__

7. This guy who needs to give up his phone to the authorities

tex_lohnes

8. I’m never talking to a boy ever again

Jaidachan

9. This pest

YourxDreamGent

10. Welcome to my talk on why straight men are the worst

S_tarvingartist

11. This soup lover

TweetsFeminism

12.

alyssajane3

13. This person who genuinely believes they’ve created a shortcut

s___islam

14. This person who has no concern for human life

coolemodad

15. This person who shouldn’t be allowed to speak to anyone ever again

illluminatipuppet

16. This ignorant fool

str8boytexts

17. This person who’s really into short blocks of text

MsChristineLove

18. This guy, who, like every other guy in this post, is doing this whole texting thing WRONG

ummnotokcupid