1. You have no idea where that finger has been before you showed up.
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2. One more good excuse to justify tardiness
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3. Honey, put your skirt up!
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4. That’s what I do to street harassers
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5. Freedom is coming
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6. All the single ladies, put your hands up!
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7. Come dance with me!
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8. This is why I always hated clowns!
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9. Someone saw it :)
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10. Monument for the divorced
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11. Hitchcockian
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12. This latest ‘play-pretty’ should give Mr. Clemens something new to write about. :D
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13. I’m sorry I’m late honey, but the traffic was terrible.
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14. Oh, please close the door.
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15. In Soviet Russia, statue gropes you!
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16. See what your kite experiments have led to Mr. Franklin? :D
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17. OMG, STOP IT!
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18. “Lady, I never move from this spot. I have no idea where the bathrooms are.
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19. …Awwww!
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20. What I have I done?
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