#1 This coworker
i just sneezed and it's only me and my coworker sitting in silence and she didn't say bless you??? excuse me do u even know who i am
— Joanna Simon (@joannasiimon) January 8, 2017
#2 This Uber driver
Asked my uber driver how long he’s been uber driving and he said “I never started” and then I laughed and then he didn’t laugh & then we rode in silence for 10 minutes and then I sneezed & he said “what was that sound you just made” and I said “a sneeze” & he said “okay”. 5 stars
— KB (@kbnoswag) May 20, 2018
#3 This girlfriend
YassNazaran / Via twitter.com
#4 This (ex-)boyfriend
my bf is refusing to say bless u after i sneezed.. taking boyfriend applications
— clown fu*ker (@actualbubbe) April 5, 2019
#5 These rude classmates
MichaelaOkland / Via twitter.com
#6 And these classmates too
I just sneezed in class and no one blessed me pic.twitter.com/1MHYuYQKlI
— luiibee (@luiibee) April 10, 2019
#7 These library dwellers
I just sneezed loudly at the car dealership in STL and no one said “God Bless you”. I may never recover from this moment as my hope for mankind is slowly eroding. pic.twitter.com/RMB7ZO7aSa
— Rich Cola (@RockyCola) September 7, 2018
#8 And these library people too
Just sneezed in the library and no one blessed me. I applaud their dedication to silence but I need blessings in here above most places.
— Luke Coffey (@CukeLoffey) September 26, 2016
#9 These attendees
I went an atheist meet-up once and we were discussing an article but then I sneezed and there was just this long, awkward silence.
— Erin Robinson Swink (@Livelyivy) March 24, 2013
#10 This ungrateful girl
ToriHans / Via twitter.com
#11 And this one, too
i just said bless you to this girl who sneezed sitting next to me and she straight up stared at me in silence pic.twitter.com/vPdDyqXQsK
— Kailey Lambert(@KaileyBay) March 19, 2018
#12 These Canadians
I just sneezed in Canada in front of like 30 people and nobody said bless you – wow Canada I had you ALL WRONG
— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) February 17, 2019
#13 These family members
i just sneezed so hard and no one in my family said bless u they all fakepic.twitter.com/3SJKjM8J6n
— jazlynn (@hotcheetohfries) April 9, 2018
#14 And lastly, this wife
janiehaddad / Via twitter.com
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