1. Someone must have been out of it last night. In for a hell of a surprise this morning
memphisbeerguy
2. Apparently this is the type of morning I’m going to have
0nly0bjective
3. Being so tired, I forgot about the coffee pot.
vyporx
4. The result of going for the rear defrost and finding the sunroof.
yelpats
5. A feather pillow exploded in washing machine
-Damien-
6. Friend bought a new mouse because her old one died.
seven-ends
7. I was just de-tangling the passenger belt from the driver’s side when it snapped out of my hand and lodged itself under the parking brake. Neither brake nor belt would budge. Had to call for a tow.
QuakeC
8. Keys swung into my car and got stuck before an exam
dre224
9. It turns out I’ve been washing dishes with floor cleaner for a while
quixotic33
10. What’s for dinner?
NightTrainDan
11. Pizza Hut did me dirty today.
Queen_Crumblebum
12. Starbucks gave me water instead of coffee. Half way across town by the time I discovered it.
kingramses51
13. This person who wasn’t paying attention to where they put their straw.
imgur
14. First time falling over the handle bars today
Maxswole
15. This Nesquik fanatic who now has one hell of a clean-up job on their hands.
dperezk
16. Friend set up balloons for kid’s birthday near cactus.
BonerP1
17. Stovetop cutting board
KevlarYarmulke
18. When you come home for a nice hot dinner and the slow cooker is off.
jjstarz
19. I tried to add almond milk to my coffee this morning
flashmanMRP
20. This person who accidentally put olive oil into their coffee instead of Irish cream.
puffmonkey92
21. Why I should always make coffee before my smoothie
Squidward2themoon
22. My coffee break is going well so far!
TheSoulOfTheRose
23. This poor soul, who probably needs more sleep than any of us. RIP PIZZA.
benevolentonion