1.
let’s calm down guy jogging from the gym parking lot to the gym
@sbellelauren
2.
Everytime you don’t rerack your weights an angel loses its gains.
@Super_EWilliams
3.
A dude at the gym who has been wearing sunglasses inside while WORKING OUT legit just pulled nunchucks out of his backpack
@SortaBad
4.
Gym etiquette 101: don’t make eye contact with me while I squat
@Dezcreepcore
5.
Sir, my volume doesn’t go up an higher to tune out your excessive grunting. Tone it down
@mreags
6.
Someone just asked if I was using a machine I’m sitting on. Yes.
@Kevin_D_Lovey
7.
Every machine is open except the one I’m on, but somehow you choose the one next to me… are you kidding ?
@TeagannLeighh
8.
Good morning to everyone except people who curl in the squat rack.
@iammiketerry
9.
Good idea. Do pull ups on the one squat rack in the gym. No where else you could possibly do those.
@tex_lohnes
10.
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ʷʰʸ curling in squat rack ʷʰʸ
ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ ʷʰʸ
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@ColossusFitness
11.
Guys who wear camo in the gym. You haven’t even done a single tour of the squat rack, get the fuck out.
@BenTormey
12.
People that go to the gym for their lunch hour give me the absolute FEAR. Go eat u fkn creep
@hsimpsonX
13.
when dudes I just matched with creep me at the gym. deleting bumble byeee
@kris10michaela
14.
if you can bench 270 i’m super proud of you but I can’t so rerack ur fucking weights
@jessypflueger
15.
Pick up a weight & slam it on the ground. It’s the call of the crossfitters & they’ll appear from the shadows to give you pointers.
@digimarks
16.
Hi it’s me, the guy who carries a gallon of water around the gym. No time to hit the fountain. I’m always prepared for a hydration emergency
@SortaBad
17.
“Glad to be back at the gym!” he said to himself as he walked through a cloud of ball sweat and Axe.
@rorynotroy
18.
Some guys at the gym watch themselves in the mirror like they wanna live with 100 reflections on an island where sadness cannot find them.
@MarylandMudflap
19.
to the dude whistling in the gym shower, either get on pitch or shut the fuck up
@AndyAsAdjective
20.
I hate people at the gym who look like they’re having a good time. I hate them so much it’s part of my cardio.
@primawesome
21.
you can find the deepest darkest corner of the gym to do hip thrusts and still some creep guy still gunna find a reason to be there
@ccaitlincaitlin
22.
no joke, the 2 treadmills to the right of me at the gym are occupied by a girlfriend & boyfriend angrily breaking up while jogging
@ch000ch
23.
Me: [Eating pizza for breakfast]
Gym nerd: [pouring 8 flourescent powders into a gym bottle] I dunno how u can put that shit into your body
@EndhooS
24.
What’s the gym etiquette when someone falls asleep on the machine you want to use? Wake em up or let em snooze?
@wtwilson21