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I'm glad we own 10,000 stuffed animals so my toddler can fall asleep cuddling with a jar of peanuts. pic.twitter.com/mIJKNg2DEp
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 21, 2017
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This is the best description of how I handle my feelings ever pic.twitter.com/rc6pO66EB4
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 12, 2016
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What #legos do when we aren't looking. pic.twitter.com/2H6kQdeAUZ
— Toby Price (@jedipadmaster) May 29, 2017
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Until I had kids I didn't realize there was more than one way to open a tube of toothpaste. pic.twitter.com/jY8Dv2eYxw
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 2, 2016
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FIVE SECOND RULE! pic.twitter.com/7n7I8kUeOd
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 12, 2016
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my little sister got a barbie dream house N HER ASIAN ASS MAKES ALL THE BARBIES TAKE OFF THEIR SHOES BEFORE ENTERING pic.twitter.com/vBMWXaRSyC
— ivy (@ivaayz) February 12, 2017
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i bet the women in the stalls next to me are wondering why i'm laughing so much pic.twitter.com/3yCgMaOv66
— cris (@_CRISMEDRANO) March 9, 2017
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Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!"
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 21, 2017
5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn."
BRILLIANT. pic.twitter.com/d198v0U8FX
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Well I, for one, am FUCKING SHOCKED!! pic.twitter.com/unyiO4RFoE
— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) November 14, 2013
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Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents' night. pic.twitter.com/vql21wkgAf
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) April 13, 2016
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My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream… pic.twitter.com/4v8Gjb9riv
— Mason Cross (@MasonCrossBooks) May 25, 2017
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I hope my sister stays 11 forever pic.twitter.com/5Uifwx7E7H
— Cameron Valle (@Cameron_Valle22) February 13, 2017
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My daughter is watching Barbie & Her Sisters and I just realized the villain looks exactly like Ted Cruz pic.twitter.com/Z4NYUejomg
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) September 19, 2015
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And this is why you don't drink and wrap presents. #drunksanta #momfail pic.twitter.com/JdLJgkZOjA
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) December 25, 2016
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So me and my bf wanted to see what our future baby would look like & LET ME TELL YOU PAID 99 CENTS FOR A BABY GENERATOR FOR THIS BULLSHIT!! pic.twitter.com/tIshcXm0cF
— Bay not Bae (@BayHolloway) March 12, 2017
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Single father struggles to raise his child after his wife is gunned down. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KFMejX5EAR
— Honest Toddler (@HonestToddler) December 13, 2015
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My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
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Found this in my 2-year-old's bed.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 29, 2017
Looks like someone made her an offer she couldn't refuse. pic.twitter.com/sBTyiIBB3v
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A baby Jesus with a Jersey Shore kind of vibe pic.twitter.com/SNnYVOUSkR
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) December 24, 2015
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My Daughter and my modeling submissions for JCPenney. Sure hope we get picked. pic.twitter.com/9EugCNgPkB
— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) August 17, 2013
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My 127 year old baby says thank you but please let her die now pic.twitter.com/qwKKvBnMhq
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) September 24, 2016
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Quote by my daughter: "Mommy! Did you buy our milk at Best Buy???"#Hilarious #FunnyThingsKidsSay pic.twitter.com/ODukEPfrl7
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) November 7, 2016
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Maybe the Grinch would be nicer if every five minutes a dude wasn't singing songs about what a piece of shit he is pic.twitter.com/prxWZThomA
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) December 7, 2016
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What I look like when my kids wake me up at 7 am to ask what we are doing today. Damn summer break. #parenting pic.twitter.com/CmzqQ9rO9m
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) May 26, 2016
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STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN pic.twitter.com/ThBJLBvjYB
— LOUDPVCK (@LOUDPVCK) January 21, 2017
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One of the hardest things about being a parent is watching your child going through an awkward phase pic.twitter.com/EaSuairgt0
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 30, 2017
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Was bummed that I failed my science test but then I stumbled on these barrels full of Fidget Spinners! pic.twitter.com/0lFRfgqbbO
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 24, 2017