1.
Women crazy.
OGJohnLee
2.
Women running their bath water….
djspydermann
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Girls be like “can you get my lip gloss from my purse? just reach in & head left, take a right at the wallet then turn left til you pass 3 nutrigrain bars & take your next right then head straight & it should be there. if you’ve hit the 2007 target receipts you’ve gone too far”
squidslippers
5.
My girlfriend always asks me to wet down this spongy egg and every time she says “you can’t fu*k this up dude just get it wet” and EVERY MOTHAFU*KIN TIME I bring it back it is either not wet enough or to fu*king wet and I don’t know what’s wrong and what’s right anymore
Kanejojobear
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weird how 13 year olds are dead into skin care these days where as we used hairspray to set our faces for school
BoobyHonker
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When he asks for his hoody back
sariuhhh
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I think I’m starting to understand girls
Calling another girl bit*h = probably friends
Calling another girl sweetie = definitely not friends
RyannHartley
9.
Your girl when she isn’t mad vs when she is mad at you
kelby_lynn0
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girls x
JessBelll1
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When u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs
DanaSchwartzzz
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girls 1 minute uno
elika_abtahi
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if she leaves you on open for 1-2 minutes and then sends a snap she likes you and she’s struggling to take a cute pic
JanaeRoberts_
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me using my high waisted jeans to cover all my insecurities
dracomallfoys
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Girls after they “shot their shot” by liking 1 picture
1DRKSKN
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moneymenmeals
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Girls will drink until their organs are on the verge of shutting down, not eat any breakfast the next morning, head to work after only getting 3hours of sleep, then beat themselves up cuz they forgot to take their makeup off before going to bed& that “isn’t healthy for your skin”
ZachSvobodny
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