#1

Pregnant Wife: Can you go ahead and strip the sheets off the guest bed and put them in the washer?

Me: Is 9 at night really a good time to start a load of laundry?

PW: I dunno. Is 9 at night really a good time to start a fight with your pregnant wife?

Me: *does laundry*

— Jame Singular (@FunnyLikeAClown) April 14, 2019

#2

girls just overthink to bits like when u get a pregnancy scare then get ur period, u start thinking of the fact that some people still get their periods while their pregnant the panic jus never stops

— casey byrne (@caseybyrne9) April 15, 2019

#3

Nobody:
I assure you not even a single soul:
*feels nauseated *:
Me to google: what are the signs of pregnancy?

— Julie Nguru (@missnguru) April 14, 2019

#4

Some girls tell me they wanted to party their asses off last night but one of them thought she might be pregnant. So, they had their cabbie stop at a CVS so she could buy a pregnancy test. Everything came back negative so they went ahead and got hammered. #Vegas

— LV Cabbie Chronicles (@LVCabChronicles) April 16, 2019

#5

Of all the things that will make you puke repeatedly, pregnancy is the most magical.

— Unremarkable Files (@ThatEvansLady) January 29, 2018

#6

no one told me i would be coming home in diapers too

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2016

#7

By my third, I was showing before the pregnancy test dried.

— Mary (@AnniemuMary) September 17, 2018

#8

Yelp review for pregnancy:
1/5 stars
Took way too long
Overpriced
Super uncomfortable & crowded
Aesthetically just very bad
No alcohol

— Sweatpants Cher(@House_Feminist) April 8, 2017

#9

Other pregnant woman: I like to do yoga and an hour of cardio each day. It helps me appreciate the wonders of what my body is capable of right now

Me: I almost suffocated while trying to put my shoes on this morning

— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) January 24, 2019

#10

Slightly more accurate baby shower card: "Sry you can't drink or fit in pants and your back hurts, but here's a present that's not for you!"

— Megan Sayers Chapham (@megansayers) August 24, 2017

#11

*whispers to first-time pregnant lady*

"Six years from now you'll be hiding in a closet, scrolling Twitter with dead eyes."

— Burning Mom (@MomOnFire) April 15, 2016

#12

Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot

— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015

#13

Pregnancy is fun. Sometimes we watch him kick and sometimes we argue about the diff. between white and yellow cheddar #pregnantwifeproblems

— Christopher Grebe (@IamAustinCG) January 31, 2017

#14

This is the quote I woke up to…
"Can you turn over and face the other way? Your breath is making me nauseous."#PregnantWifeLife

— Chris Pendleton (@ChrisnotBritton) April 24, 2015

#15

My husband told me he kind of wants another baby so, you guys, I’m going to go for it, I mean, really, how hard can it be to do a vasectomy?

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) February 6, 2018

#16

Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments.

Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows

— Raspberry Jam (@Jenny4ashley) September 7, 2013

#17

Nearly poured myself a glass of that orange juice for breakfast before Bridgette let me know that her OBGYN has her peeing in a jug to test her kidney functions during the pregnancy. pic.twitter.com/nRzRKwEn0O

— PICKLEDAD (@Lyricoldrap) April 16, 2019

#18

Woman: Come feel the baby kicking!!

Man: Oh wow she really kicking!

The baby: https://t.co/7dCe9Lzwnt

— july (@Chosen_Julio) March 15, 2019

Via buzzfeed, Preview photo credit: chrissyteigen / twitter.com