1. Where does the english language GET OFF???
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2. Who’s responsible for this???
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3. What even is a straw???
Twitter: localpeter
4. How did squids drop the ball on this???
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5. Whose horses are they? WHOSE?!!?
Twitter: zyphree_, Twitter: lebaenesepapii
6. Where’s the gas???
Twitter: koolaid_sippin, Twitter: jvmeshoover
7. Why does sleeping work like this???
Twitter: freedevo_, Twitter: yungpincher
8. What’s the deal with tips???
Twitter: jalenskutt, Twitter: dylanlim21
9. Where does Big Trash GET OFF???
Twitter: jvmeshoovre, Twitter: luckylefty_
10. What’s the REAL #1???
Twitter: cantguardkaleb, Twitter: datassque
11. Where do banks GET OFF???
Twitter: will173am, Twitter: izzygeraci
12. How TF does time even work???
Twitter: indianschoolboi, Twitter: datassque
13. Why is less more???
Twitter: rodeothealbum
14. Record record record record???
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15. Aren’t the seats imaginary???
Twitter: strickjackson, Twitter: tt_2015
16. Who in the Kim Deal is responsible for GIGANTIC???
Twitter: queenidle, Twitter: madblackthot
17. Who is that little voice???
Twitter: deaf600, Twitter: datassque
18. What idiot did this???
Twitter: datassque
19. What’s going on with cereal technology???
Twitter: rmunroe_17, Twitter: datassque
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