1.
Old publicity photos of nsync always make them look like Guy Fieri's five sons pic.twitter.com/RaUq1V4cBc
— chris wade (@saywhatagain) February 20, 2017
2.
love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) November 11, 2014
3.
Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/sk8MvLcTzk
— Daniel "Kibblesmith" (@kibblesmith) October 20, 2016
4.
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 23, 2015
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
-Boats
5.
ah i seeeee i thought when you said you wanted to start a family it was understood i would be the baby
— pascalle (@frenchielaboozi) June 14, 2013
6.
DOG BOSS: Any messages for me?
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) December 10, 2015
DOG ASSISTANT: just one from Mr. Agoodboy
DOG BOSS: who’s Agoodboy?
DOG ASSISTANT: *tail starts wagging*
7.
"Unlock the car Sharon, I love you. We can make this work." pic.twitter.com/Q5Vygjdxee
— D Duh (@d_duhwit) June 21, 2016
8.
*continues eating while receiving the Heimlich*
— Mark Magark (@markedly) June 24, 2016
9.
One time I saw a video of a guy holding up a sign that said "I love you Stevie" at a Stevie Wonder concert. I think about this a lot.
— brian essbe (@SortaBad) April 26, 2016
10.
#petty pic.twitter.com/1kocrFe1Bl
— Mamí (@LexEspy1) February 26, 2017
11.
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/e1nC0d7EkR
— Yael (@elle91) February 22, 2017
12.
FEW YEARS AGO I ASKED MY HOMIE TO TRY TO HOLLA AT MY GIRL TO SEE IF SHE WOULD CHEAT ON ME THEY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS NOW & GOT 2KIDS.
— 50shadesofpapikai (@tweetsbytyren) January 8, 2017
13.
7:02 pm: I'll probably have 1 or 2 beers
— Becks (@BecksWelker) November 21, 2015
2:43am: [emailing the former CEO of radio shack] WHY THE FUCJ WERE U SELLING VCRS IN 2014
14.
My girl just asked me what am i getting her for Rihanna's birthday
— chill bill (@_BrodieGuwop) February 19, 2017
15.
GORDON RAMSAY: what the fuck is that
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) March 1, 2017
ME: it's a banana just a normal banana to eat
GORDON RAMSAY: fuck it off
16.
*someone drives the speed limit and is being a safe driver*
— mikky chance. (@ievamikalauskas) February 17, 2017
me: OHHHHMMYYYYYFUUUCCCJKIIINNNNGODDDDDD GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/WmMJAJRWzH
17.
Accidentally bought hotdog buns instead of hamburger buns so guess who's eating hamdogs pic.twitter.com/4H2QNUSpBE
— i fw the vision (@lowkeyscum) March 2, 2017
18.
Breaking news: pic.twitter.com/UpSlZaAXht
— Crap Local News (@CrapLocalNews) February 13, 2017
19.
Who the fuck call laundry sauce 'detergent'? Ok mr scientist lmao
— Truckstop Vigilante (@BRENTHOR) September 14, 2016
20.
"Come along, Trash Spaceship," I say to my purse as we leave the house.
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) October 2, 2013
21.
Best friends off the court, sworn enemies on it. Athletes understand. pic.twitter.com/DjEomT5bML
— Flag Football Champ (@thebigkhalifa) August 5, 2016
22.
— ARSN (@hurtmelater) February 26, 2017
23.
Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 29, 2015
24.
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/lutMt0l1OJ
— C.G. Runyon (@CGRunyon) February 28, 2017
25.
Still the greatest news report of all-time by a country mile. pic.twitter.com/7sjukLmQbL
— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) February 9, 2017
26.
When a zoo animal dies they always call it "beloved" or a "crowd favorite" like there's some animal named "Jimmy the zebra everyone hates"
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) February 28, 2017