21. 21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23 “you’re so young” 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? How’s your career going?” @PsychoticSass
22. being an adult is exactly like a birthday party, except when the piñata breaks open it’s full of bills & death @IamEnidColeslaw
23. I’ve reached that awkward time in my life where people are having babies on purpose and not by accident. @SOCIALLETTUCE_
24.
1987: can’t wait to be an adult
*5,000 loads of laundry & a ton of debt later
How do I fake my own death? @bossy_bootz
25. [picks up crying baby] it’s ok buddy, when you grow up you’ll learn how to do this on the inside @dyldonot
26. one cool thing about getting older is trends come back around and you get to cosplay earlier versions of yourself @christinefriar
27. How to be a grown up at work: Replace “Fuck you” with “Ok, great” @pinupteacher
28. So it turns out being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff. @MensHumor
29. Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back. @RobinMcCauley
30.
Yesterday, an 11-year old in California graduated from College.
Today, it took me, a 24-year old, three tries to spell ‘restaurant.’ @Scott0nTheRocks
31. adulthood is emailing “sorry for the delayed response!” back and forth until one of you dies @Marissa__Miller
32. hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping @jonnysun
33. Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans. @SCbchbum
34. adulthood is realizing nobody has it together, entire countries are winging it, evrey perfect thing is just broken w/ a piece of tape on it @jonnysun
35. Being an adult is about 90% talking yourself out of getting a milkshake every single day when you totally have enough money to do so. @BiIIMurray
36. I’ve been taking a lot of baths recently to avoid responsibilities @sarahbelle93
37. why is college so expensive why are sororities so expensive why is becoming an adult so expensive why is life so expensive I need a nap @MOGirlProbs
38. “I go back and forth between thinking I have plenty of time, to thinking life is short. @FIDESSIENA
39. I’m somewhere between “who even wants to get married right now?” and “why is everyone engaged, but me?” @plgates14
40. Nowhere in the ads for adulthood did they warn me about the existential breakdown I’d have choosing a shower curtain at West Elm. @ellaceron