1.
Trump's going to prove a lot of people wrong, but sadly not George Orwell, Margaret Atwood, or whoever wrote the Book of Revelation
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 28, 2017
2.
There could be a video ae trump taking a shite on a wean's face n his supporters wouldny care as long as he kept shouting the word 'wall'
— Butt Sea (@Butsay_) January 11, 2017
3.
Suggestion that Trump might meet the Queen in Scotland to avoid demonstrations presumably made by someone who has never been to Scotland
— alanbenzie (@alanbenzie) February 1, 2017
4.
. @realDonaldTrump I screengrabbed your first attempt, stupid cunt. Haha. Stupid cunt. pic.twitter.com/cwZ7SuW8FP
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) January 21, 2017
5.
It says a lot about Trump that building a giant wall isn't even in the top 5 most Game of Thrones things about him
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 27, 2017
6.
Can Mario go to Trump Tower in that new game? There's a cunt's heid ah want tae bounce on.
— TheFatConsoler (@TheFatC0ns0ler) January 13, 2017
7.
Donald Trump is tweeting again. pic.twitter.com/BdvbBg9z0u
— Susan Calman (@SusanCalman) January 9, 2017
8.
Edinburgh literally chased Nigel Farage out of town once. They'd probably fire Trump out of a fucking cannon.
— Angry Salmond (@AngrySalmond) January 31, 2017
9.
Nicola Sturgeon set to announce Scotland to have another referendum on whether we should leave Planet Earth.
— Dandon (@danieldon28) November 9, 2016
10.
Michelle Obama 2020 cmon hen get the finger oot
— Luke (@lukesimumba) November 9, 2016
11.
Aide: They've uncovered your darkest secret
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) January 11, 2017
Trump: Not the corpse orgy!
Aide: No, the golden showe..wait, the corpse what?
Trump: Nothing
12.
You canny ban a fucking whole religion from your country wtf I'd defo take trump a square go but a canny fight
— M L B (@markbryce7) January 29, 2017
13.
trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country
— zoe (@zxesimpson) November 9, 2016
14.
Actual fuck Donald trump, heard more political sense come out somecunt standin in a kitchen it 4 on a Saturday morning oot their nut x
— Courtney Ferrie (@FerrieCourtneyy) November 9, 2016
15.
Donald trump wins with no political experience but i need 2 years of experience to work at the corner shop #trumpwins
— Luqman Bhana (@Luqman_bhana) November 9, 2016
16.
If you went into a mates hoose, and he had painted everything gold, you wouldn't say Wow..you would think he was a twat. #Trump
— Oor Blaze fae Skye (@Blazespage) February 2, 2017
17.
That's a new one for the taxi drivers "what about Donald trump eh"
— Jordan Connery (@jordan_connery) November 9, 2016
18.
canny believe Donald Trump is gonny be president by the end of today hahahaha WIT the fuck why is America so annoying man
— Sarah (@_xSarahKelly) January 20, 2017
19.
Ban Trump fae Scotland n set fire tae his entire golf course
— Charleigh (@hgielrahc) January 29, 2017
20.
Literally seems lit every time a wake up fae a nap Trump's found a new way tae fuck the world up
— dylan (@_dylanjohnstone) January 28, 2017