1.
If you're upset about what's happening over in America, remember that it's happening over in America. You live in Cumbernauld.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) November 9, 2016
2.
any clown comes anywhere near ma personal bubble get yer fuckin stopwatches out cos usains record is getting shagged
— Jamie Currie (@jamiecurrie00) October 6, 2016
3.
Someone's hacked my bank account and bought barca v Real Madrid tickets, I'm no even mad mate wit a game you've chosen, all the best
— Ryan McGeever (@RyanMcGeever) August 24, 2016
4.
leave voters realising they've absolutely shafted us all but still trying to pretend they're pleased wae the result pic.twitter.com/LpXKKRd83N
— yer aul faither xmas (@_Gingylocks) June 24, 2016
5.
Taylor Swift seems like the kinda weirdo ye had in yer primary class that barked when ye spoke to them
— hayley (@hayleyburt0n) February 17, 2016
6.
Wit if Scotland just refuses to leave the eu? Like aw just say naw n tell England "wit ye gonny Dae phone the polis?"
— Connor Magill (@ronnoclligam) June 24, 2016
7.
10am bevy run pic.twitter.com/8nP1XpMwCQ
— Chris Mcfadzean (@chris_mcfadzean) September 29, 2016
8.
if leave wins n a wake up in a Great Depression am gonny take a massive run up n fucking punch Nigel Farage back in tae the first wan
— Butt Sleigh (@Butsay_) June 24, 2016
9.
Tryin tae get that off yer gf would be lit tryin tae solve the fuckin Da Vinci code @VictoriasSecret pic.twitter.com/rHhgQjLnXv
— Goudie (@Goudie15) November 30, 2016
10.
England about the EU in a week pic.twitter.com/alEzLt6AUY
— Scottish Tweets (@Scottish_Tweets) June 24, 2016
11.
who should be the next leader of the Conservative party?
— Butt Sleigh (@Butsay_) July 1, 2016
12.
England's like a cunt that's just been dumped off his bird then goes on a mad downward spiral an puts ket on his coco pops
— Goudie (@Goudie15) June 27, 2016
13.
Anycunt know any sound vets that would be up for puttin me doon?
— Goudie (@Goudie15) June 5, 2016
14.
#PeopleMakeGlasgow pic.twitter.com/wGCI4PC6U0
— Scottish Tweets (@Scottish_Tweets) June 27, 2016
15.
Former BNP leader Nick Griffin inadvertently makes Scotland look like the coolest place on earth. pic.twitter.com/VJAkzHTG9F
— Original Joker (@BigotExp0sed) August 1, 2016
16.
Said nae cunt to their pal ever pic.twitter.com/BxtvqghX03
— The Oracle (@jonnycardle) January 2, 2016
17.
trump is a fat fanny who canny deal wi a family on the sims never mind his own country
— zoe (@zxesimpson) November 9, 2016
18.
And as we wake up this morning…Glasgow reacts in the only way it feels right…sweet and fitting etc #BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/AIaniPT5Hw
— Finlay Harris (@finlayharris) July 14, 2016
19.
NAW SOMECUNT AT THIS PARTY IS DRESSED AS HARAMBE WITH THE WEAN AHHAHAHAHAHAH pic.twitter.com/UJY4uj2GFq
— rachael (@milphitchell) October 29, 2016
20.
Just woke my children up & told them Santa's dead.
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 9, 2016
Don't see why I should be the only one hearing terrible news this morning.