#1
There are few things more frightening than pooping in a stranger’s toilet, flushing, then watching the water begin to rise. Terriere
One thing scarier is when it actually breaks the dam and floods the bathroom floor like a shit cyclone HookersForDahl2017

#2
If we allowed people to adopt tigers as pets, we’d probably save the tiger population while getting our own population under control at the same time.
themikemc

#3
Adulthood is when 4:30am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
snugglypatch

#4
No one has ever set their foot on the moon. There has always been a boot in the middle.
kynnysmatto

#5
“You’re shit” and “You ain’t shit” are both insults. bobbyvalx9
But “you’re the shit” is a compliment. Zagorath

#6
Anything is a UFO if you’re stupid enough.
Vortex_Gator

#7
Conspiracy theories make dumb people feel smart. NeverBob
I’d be more inclined to believe you if I wasn’t positive you’re just the CIA trying to convince me to stop conspiring against you….not fallin’ for it NeverBob, if that is your real name.Via 2Thebreezes

#8
Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there is no fish.
cakeception2