1.
Can’t wait for Valentines Day. I’m gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting “Knew I’d find you here! You bastard” then run out.
@RuthePhoenix

2.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
@RobinMcCauley

3.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog’s paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
@buhsbaby_baby

4.
I’ll see you Thursday, my half priced pretties.

Sarcastic-Prick

5.
Sometimes I think ‘maybe I should go out and meet people’ and then I remember I don’t really like people or leaving my house.
@Tamashay

6.
I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.

Did it.
troyesivan

7.
sometimes I get sad cus I’m single then I remember Rihanna is single n I get happy then I remember Rihanna is wealthy n I get sad again
@LilGlolita

8.
#WhyImSingle he lives in my imagination

@annasoReta

9.
When you’re single, but all your friends are in relationships.

imgur

10.
I’m a single woman in the early thirties, who doesn’t want children. Yesterday, I accepted my future.

TehRedSex

11.
Some days are good… and some days you just feel like the only dog at a llama orgy.
oh my fucking god.
donc-desole

12.
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I’ve got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
@rhysjamesy

13.
It’s 2017, she is still single.

nharshav

14.

clocksoverdoors

15.
[getting ready for a date]
ROOMMATE: the key is to not seem too desperate
ME: ok
[later]
DATE: i love this restaurant
ME: haha i love u too
@bobvulfov

16.
Holding hands…

imgur

17.
When you’re the only single sibling

ray_fenz

18.
The are 2 kinds of dates

mellacy