1.
hux: this is the Finalizer bridge, general hux speaking
poe: yeah is there a ‘commander hugh jass’ there
hux: hold on
hux, yelling: IS THERE A COMMANDER HUGH JASS HERE
lady-starkiller

2.
Finn: *translating BB8* He says you stole the ship
Codebreaker: WE stole the ship
BB8:

cassianandfenrysaremyboyos

3.
Luke “That Bit*h” Skywalker literally astral projected IN A BRAND NEW OUTFIT to tell his nephew to fu*k off. an ICON, truly.
feliznavismaug

4.
Luke brushing his shoulder is Extra. Like, queenie, you are hundreds, thousands of lightyears away. You know there’s nothing on your shoulder, but you just can’t cut the sass for five seconds. I love you so much.
memyselfandmynonbinaryass

5.
Hux: what happened?
Kylo: The girl killed Snoke and all his guards and defeated me all by herself and then fled.
Hux: Ah. I see.
Kylo: ….
Kylo: I’m kind of insulted that you believed that.
iamnmbr3

6.
kylo ren: my first order of business as supreme leader is to install fans in every single door frame so that everyone’s hair looks perfectly windblown whenever they walk into any room.
hux, with his immovable gelled hair:
stormtroopers with no visible hair on their helmets:
kylo, the only one with hair long enough to look windblown: it’s a service to the galaxy.
ren-trash

7.
poe: I hate all of you First Order fu*ks: snoke, kylo ren, *looks at smudged writing on his hand* general hugs
edgarramires

8.
“Get your head out of your cockpit” – Leia Organa, your Carrie Fisher is showing
leiaspacewalker

9.
Say what you want, but Leia was such a good mother, despite her son’s attitude and respect issues. Hands down my favorite relationships in the movie; Leia and her son, Poe Dameron.
the-writer-is-always-write

10.
crait: the saltiest place in the known galaxy, next kylo ren’s bit*h ass
peradii

11.
Kylo: Focus on those speeders.
Hux: Focus on those speeders!
Kylo: *says something else*
Hux: *repeats it*
Kylo: Throw Hux into a trash compactor.
Hux: Throw Hux into a trash compactor! Wait what?
lukeslaywalker

12.
leia: okay we need a new plan to defeat the first order
poe: *raises hand*
leia: we need a new plan that doesn’t involve getting in an x-wing and blowing something up
poe: *slowly lowers hand*
whoacatt

13.
Me before The Last Jedi: I can’t stand Kylo Ren
Me after The Last Jedi: I would literally travel to the ends of the earth to protect my son Kylo Ren
desirebenedict