#1 Nope.

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#2 NO NO NO.

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#3 Not even close.

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#4 THIS IS COMPLETELY INCORRECT.

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#5 …Come on.

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#6 Not even a little bit right!

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#7 Um, ouch.

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#8 That’s…not how that works.

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#9 REALLY?

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#10 That’s not how any of this works.

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#11 I just…what?

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#12 That’s REALLY not how it works.

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#13 ???

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#14 WOWWWWW.

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#15 NO.

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#16 ….

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