1. Conservatives: We don’t want Sharia Law here dictating what we do!! Religion has no place in politics!!!
Conservatives: Gays can’t marry because God said so. hullocolin

2.
‘Don’t give me orders, you big Belgian waffle’
‘You empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction’
‘Sit down. This isn’t the Wiggles.’
‘I’m actually witnessing, in my mind, a political colonoscopy.’
— The Australian senate last night, in no particular order. Seriously. disgracebydefault

3.
Today in Australia a member of federal parliament spent his Saturday arguing with a simpsons meme page thisisnotadreamvincentlaw

4. The people of Australia have spoken and they have said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ katalizi

5. Because 2016 wasn’t weird enough, today NSW parliament in Australia passed a motion that Donald Trump was a “revolting slug” moxycrimefightr

6. Julia Gillard watching Australian politics right now: whitefriartuck

7. Petition for Lee Lin Chin and Waleed Aly to form a superhero tag team in order to take down One Nation and Pauline Hanson. neutral-nobody

8. justice for lee lin chin alliisonreynlds

9. This epic reply to Donald Trump semeterybones

10. Ah Auspol goughwhitlams

11. The last time an Australian PM served a full term, the iPhone had not been invented — ABC News another–werewolf

12. australian news today: withrosered

13. Society: You! Welfare recipient! Go out and get a job~ Stop dole bulging!!

Me: Goes and gets a low income job

Society: You leaner! You don’t contribute a thing. You should have got educated!

Me: Goes to university for 4 years

Society: Just an undergrad? That’s it?

Me: Goes back to university for 4 years to do get a Masters degree

Society: Lol u want a job? You’ve had no experience. Your generation is so entitled.

Me: What am I supposed to do?

Society: Be born rich. auspoliticspixie

14. This hilarious take tearkid

15. word of warning for any American friends planning to flee to Australia: come by plane, people who come by boat get sent to fester on an island made of bird shit I kid you not. argumate

16. This terrifying morph headkittens

17. the hung parliament to every australian tonight bitch-biscuit