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Dating in 2018: having relationship problems with someone you’re not in a relationship with.
OfcFenrir / Via twitter.com
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dopegirlfresh / Via twitter.com
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5 reasons why YOU should date ME:
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5. Please lol
ThiccEmre / Via twitter.com
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being single is all fun and games until you realise it’s a never ending cycle of getting to know someone, they eventually stop texting you, then they watch your Instagram story every day until you die
bex_bambi / Via twitter.com
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Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks you about your day?
Adaripp / Via twitter.com
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Can my fake mans stop posting photos with his girlfriend
sienaxmirabella / Via twitter.com
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I love saying things like “im so glad im single” , as if i actually had a choice
WITCHXSLOVEIT / Via twitter.com
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just dropped my new single
it’s me
i’m single
xotoxiic / Via twitter.com
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I JUST ASKED SIRI IF A CERTAIN BOY WOULD EVER TEXT ME AND SHE SENT A TEXT SAYING WILL YOU EVER TEXT ME TO HIM. My funeral will be held at 8pm this Thursday.
CeciMula / Via twitter.com
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*replying to a Tinder match two weeks later*
Haha sorry I got disillusioned about love for a second, anyway… what’s up?
aliya_isms / Via twitter.com
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*first date*
Guy: I like a girl who’s good with money
Me: the city will bury you for FREE if they can’t identify your body
SJSchauer / Via twitter.com
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Me:
Date:
Me:
Date:
Me:
Date:
Me:
Date:
Me:
Date: when the waiter said enjoy your meal, did you say “you too”?
Me: ok you heard that
ArfMeasures / Via twitter.com
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Why do lads not speak to you for 6 months then reply to your selfie with “when you coming to see me then” never ya fanny
hancuthbert_ / Via twitter.com
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My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
Taylor_Stag / Via twitter.com
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Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”
Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
AllisonRaskin / Via twitter.com
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