20 Signs You’re Officially An Old Person
"You are officially old if your back goes out more than you do."
18 Things That Just Get Better With Age
Forever young.
Millennials Are No Good, Here’s 20 Reasons Why
No, no, no.
18 Tweets That Will Make You Feel Like The Oldest Person On The Planet
I'm... fading... away...
18 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up What Adulthood Is All About
Adulting is an extreme sport.
20 Absolutely Perfect Ways For Millennials To Show How Old They Are
I'm "Get Off The Internet I Need To Make A Call" years old.
20 Things Middle-Aged Women Wish They’d Known When They Were 20
Despite the fact that we can't change the past, the future is still in our hands.
15 Tweets People Born After 2002 Will Never Be Able To Understand
I'm... fading... away...
20 People Are Sharing What Everyone Should Accomplish By Age 35, And It’s Too Funny To Read
Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.
16 Cringingly Funny Things That Made People Go, “Fuck, I’m Old!”
You're not old, you're seasoned.
20 Tweets About Getting Old That Are Funny Because They’re True
I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now.
26 Period Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Then Punch Something
I don't need to check my period tracker. I just pointed at a squirrel and said, "You're a beautiful fuckwad, you know that?"
20 Funny Tweets About Getting Old That Are Too Real
You know you’re getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
30 Jokes About Getting Old That Only People Over Their 30′s Will Understand
26 yrs - wait
27 yrs - oh god
28 yrs - please make it stop