68 Interesting Facts About Cocaine
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money. - Robin Williams
Children’s Intelligence Inherited from Mothers
A mother's genetics determines how clever her children are, according to researchers, and the father makes no difference.
21 Really, Really Funny Parents Who Are Definitely Hanging By A Thread
"Ways to piss off your child: Feed them. Bathe them. Clothe them. Breathe."
16 Times Tumblr Perfectly Explained What It’s Like To Be Childfree
It really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
14 Kids Who Are Unapologetic Geniuses
Ingenuity is their first, middle and last name.
19 Tweets That Only Hot Mess Moms Will Laugh Out Loud At
Me: Do that thing I like. Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]
18 Pregnancy Tweets That Are Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be
Husband: "Why are you so tired?" Me: "Because I'm assembling a person and there are a lot of little pieces!"
17 Hilarious Complaints About Newborns That’ll Make New Parents Laugh Way Too Hard
Wipe that gummy little smile off your face, baby!
21 Dads Who Hilariously Summed Up Fatherhood In A Single Tweet
Our youngest lightly bumped into something, if you're wondering why she's wearing 37 band-aids.
14 Dads Who Are Way Smarter Than You’ll Ever Be
Ain't no shame in their game.
15 Pregnant Women Who Were Sadly Defeated By Their Own Brains
I spent ten minutes trying to figure out why my Target card wouldn't work at Walmart.
10 Parenting Comics That’ll Make You Laugh Then Cry
Poop, sweat, and tears.
18 Memes From 2018 That Will Make Parents Go “Crap, That’s Funny!”
If you missed 'em the first time, you're in for a treat.
16 Women Who Are Hilariously And Unapologetically Pregnant
Sometimes you just gotta "call in pregnant."
20 Baby Memes New Parents Will Laugh At For Days
New baby, new problems.
14 Things New Parents Want You To Know
I’m sorry if my baby cries when they see you or you hold them! It’s nothing personal!