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16 Hilarious Tweets Just From This Weekend

Runny yolks are so damned good. Makes any dish better.

'You are a brain'

I hate networking.

A relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a Dior bag & I add him to my private story.

Who tf doesn’t wash/replace pillows for TEN YEARS?

I'm driving halfway across the country to go to a specific zoo that sells the good dipping dots y'all want some?

When I am a grandparent, I shall only be referred to as salami.

That crocodile/alligator looked so disappointed in itself.

When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore

Ah, the year I was born.

I wake up and I suffer.

There is a way of saying '??????????' in real life. I like to say hhMMMmmmMMMmmhm!! with lots of hand motions and a very scrunched up face.

'After this is all over' was a fun sentence to say back in April.

Congratulations to Optimus Prime on his impending fatherhood.

Oh my god the ham curring kid...

Mariah Carey responding to tweets about her music is always hilarious.