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25 Hilarious Food Tweets By Parents Who Are At Their Absolute Wit’s End

My son's superpower is to turn 1 cracker into 10 pounds of crumbs.

I am cat, you are cat.

Employer: "So why do you want a job here?" Me: "So I can provide for my dog."

I could be biased but it's true.

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.

Everything is awful, so let's laugh at these tweets.

The dinosaurs didn't 'rule the earth' they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't have.

Get you an upgrade, sis.

When you tell your man the tea because he's your best friend too.

Trying to find the cleanest public restroom stall is the real Game of Thrones.

Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school.

Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.

Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

It's time to laugh in the face of fear.

I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS.

What more do you need??