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28 Tweets That Are Pretty Fucking Funny

Twitter: It's not all bad.

I think it's good for adults to unleash their "inner child" every once in a while.

How confused about the world are you right now, on a scale of 0 to 'trying to figure out a friend's shower.

Im at the Disney theater & when they started playing that Frozen song all the kids threw their hands up like Hot in Here came on in the club.

That adults knew what they were doing.

How exciting, another closed door.

I'm going to do this because I know you don't want me to.

"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." — Costco

You know you are German when the word 'eating' is a verb, a noun and a city.

Hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like, yeah I did wait 7 weeks for the bus once just fuck off.

How are these SO FUNNY.

henry VIII found four more women to marry him after he cut his wife's head off and i can't get a txt back

We‘ve all been taught that it‘s not polite to listen to somebody else‘s private conversations.

Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's 'true friendship' but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's 'ma'am.'

Don't forget your quarter!

I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box.