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18 Tweets That Will Make You Piss Yourself Laughing Even If You Don’t Have Kids

As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids.

[After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes] "OK I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless.

We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Some YouTube commentators lose their temper very easily.

I'm 'I remember pooping without a smartphone' years old.

I got my friend a Potato.

You need this today.

"Time for me to procrastinate." - you reading this post.

These people weren't looking for numbers, but numbers found them anyway.

Every year thousands of boyfriends are hunted for their jeans alone.

Mixing parents and Twitter is a dangerously hilarious combination that we have already established previously.

Hi, yes, my baby is crying, can I get a new one?

Beware diet advice that recommends "eating light," for that is most certainly the way you become a black hole

Ur weird if ur on holiday n u don't go up to ur hotel room and lay on the bed naked eatin Lays.

Another day, another 77 cents.