19 Hilarious Jokes About Being An Intellectual That Will Make You Say “Me”
You: Jude Law. Me, an intellectual: Judith legislation.
21 Jokes About Having Good Skin You’ll Only Get If Your Skin Is Awful
Me: that baby’s skin is so soft? what’s their routine I wonder
22 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You Love Food More Than People
The heart wants what the heart wants.
16 Jokes About Seasonal Affective Disorder That Are Funny Because They’re True
When global warming is doing terrible things for the environment but great things for your seasonal affective disorder.
22 Jokes You’ll Get If You’re Constantly In A State Of Denial
Friend: how are things? Me: things are good! Narrator: things were not good.
18 Tumblr Posts Everyone Addicted To The Internet Will Relate To
My laptop is hotter than me.
16 Insanely Funny Valentine’s Day Posts All Single People Will Relate To
Do I care if it's valentines day?
16 Hilarious Reasons Why The French Language Is The Worst
Whether you consider yourself a Francophone, or you've barely mastered bonjour, these struggles will be all too real.
20 Tweets That Will Make You Say “Wow, Did I Write That?”
I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me.
20 Jokes About Mansplaining That Are Never Not Funny
Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.
18 Jokes About Money That Will Make You Laugh And Then Cry
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I’d just laugh and search with them.
22 Jokes About Yoga That Are Genuinely Funny
I remember when yoga was called Twister.
18 Hilariously Real Jokes Only Teachers Will Get
Homework: The teachers’ way of knowing how smart the parent is.
20 Hilariously Painful Jokes That Only People Who Wear Glasses Will Understand
For all you people with perfect 20/20 vision, you’re lucky.
20 Tweets About Having Kids That Are Funny Because They’re True
My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they get married and I told him yes, but I honestly don’t know.”