20+ Hilarious Parenting Tweets That Won’t Be Topped
"Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor."
20 Brutally Funny Marriage Tweets I Can’t Get Out Of My Head
"Probably the worst thing to mention when you are in a fight with your wife is the video game you have paused in the other room."
18 Ways Toddlers Wreak Total Havoc On Their Parents’ Lives
Be afraid, be very afraid.
16 Moms Whose Day Is Going Great, Just Great
Motherhood is going just about as good as expected.
15 Parents Who Made Me Laugh Today Because Having Kids Is Rough
Is it messed up or genius that I taught my kids to sing a clean up song to the tune of 'My Neck, My Back'?
28 Parenting Tweets From 2019 That Have Been Funnier Than The Rest
"Kids are basically reverse Roombas."
16 Parents Who Could Make A Living Embarrassing Their Kids
"Maybe if you didn't vape you wouldn't be sucking for air right now!" — Dad at your hockey game.
21 Moms Who Hilariously Nailed Motherhood In A Single, Honest Tweet
"My kids' favorite place to go shopping for toys is the pile I just set aside for Goodwill."
Just 16 Really Pure Parents Who Will Make Your Day 200% Better
Dear parents, never, ever change.
12 Hysterical Mom Truths Of The Week That Will Make You Cackle
Bottom's up moms, it's been a long week!
18 Parents Who Will Make You Yell, “Their Kids Better Appreciate Them!!!”
These are some A+ parents right here.
15 Moms Who Need To Teach A Class Called “What Not To Do”
My mom is a savage.
15 Moms Who Are Totally Unapologetic Geniuses
They have more creativity in their pinkies than you do in your whole body.
18 Teachers Share The Parent-Teacher Conferences They’ll Never Forget, And They’re So Good You Won’t Forget Them Either
The one in which the mom brought her lawyer.
15 Moms Who Probably Had A Worse Mother’s Day Than You
Sorry, Moms. We don't deserve you!