26 Of The Most Smartass Kids Of All Time
If I'm watching cartoons on the couch, wouldn't they be couchtoons 'cause I'm not in a car?
16 Thoughts Every Pregnant Person Has, But Will Never Admit To
I just realized I may have a tiny penis growing inside me.
18 Kids Who Will Make You Have Some Hope For The Future
Fake phone call I overheard my 6-yr-old niece having: "No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte."
Parents Are Sharing The Most Expensive Things Their Kids Ruined
The parents were recently asked about the most expensive thing their kids have ever broken, and the responses they gave are pure gold.
Gay Parents Bashed
What would you do if you saw gay parents berated by a waitress?
14 Times Eating With Kids Was Just The Fucking Worst
The floor has been fed dinner. Oops, I meant the toddler!
15 Kids Who Know Their Parents Better Than They Know Themselves
My mom's favorite thing to do is not doing work.
12 Funny Moments Where Kids Made You Look Like The Dumb One
If I tipped everyone who gave me breakfast, I'd be broke.
12 Times Parents Bribed Their Kids And It Worked Because Kids Are Suckers
Let's make a deal...
20 Reasons Why Children Can’t Be Trusted
They're just too real.
12 Tweets You’ll Find Really Fucking Funny If You Have Weird Parents
I only accept 'K' from my mom.
8 Tweets That’ll Make You LOL If You Have An Overprotective Mom
Back off, mom. Ugh.
22 Jokes That Will Make All Moms Laugh Their Asses Off
I'm kind of a big deal...to my kids.
26 Photo Tweets That Will Make Parents Pee From Laughing
Every picture is worth a thousand swear words.
22 Hysterical Tweets You Should Show Your Mom
Wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL.
15 Answers To Where Babies Come From That Will Make You Do A Spit Take
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