What is the most unusual password you have ever seen?
caledfwlch13214874890703.pdx97bballcclbj23…———…SOS
What is the most ridiculous thing you have heard a teacher say?
Yes. The moon and the sun are both stars.
In a job interview, how to answer “What’s your biggest weakness?”
In a job interview, is your answer to "What's your biggest weakness?" a perfect humble brag opportunity?
What’s the creepiest thing your pet has ever done?
I had a pet bird— her name was Lucy.
Animals outsmarting humans
I felt like my IQ is defeated by a damn cat.
The worst meal to ate out of politeness
One Sunday afternoon, Dad wanted to do something fun for me. He decided to get creative.
A number of habits I picked up while living in India
India is a part of me. I love India.
The craziest excuse for late to work
My llama gave birth last night.
What is it like to have a beautiful wife？
It feels amazing.
Are your 20′s really the best years of your life?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!”
What is the weirdest thing you’ve found when Googling your own full name?
I found a video of myself on a porn website.
What is one thing you caught your parents doing that you wish you had never seen?
I don't want to see this again.
The most embarrassing hotel experience for me
This is probably one of the best things that ever happened to me, in retrospect.
What common mistakes do people make when choosing a life partner?
When choosing a partner I make two mistakes: I expect, and I assume.
Have you ever fired someone? why?
Dozens. Hundreds, I’d bet.
What is the most badass thing anyone has ever done?
A young boy who grabbed the suicide bomber outside his school.